I'm an old duck hunter from Minnesota. Oh, I know, you can't stand Minnesota duck hunters because we charge across the border every October and shoot YOUR ducks and lease YOUR duck hunting spots.
I understand. I wouldn't like it, either. I've had the same thoughts when I see North Dakota license plates parked at MY walleye lakes.
I've also watched your state leaders pass laws and other restrictions to make duck hunting more enjoyable for you and more miserable for nonresidents like me. I understand that, too, although the game of gouge nonresidents is out-of-control and is hurting the future of hunting in America.
But that's another story for another day.
I want you to know I love North Dakota. It's grand landscape; it's spectacular wetlands; its autumn skies.
I married a North Dakota woman. I love her, too.
And I'm fond of many North Dakota folks, farmers and townsfolk alike.
But I'm writing today to North Dakota duck hunters with one message: You ARE fools.
You are fools if you think that the invasion of Minnesota duck hunters is your biggest problem.
You are fools if you think North Dakota's duck landscape is never going to change.
You are fools if you think your North Dakota government will protect YOUR duck hunting future.
You are fools for not paying attention to what's happening in North Dakota and its WAR on wetlands.
Now, it's fair for a fool to ask if a fool is writing this letter. What prompted this diatribe?
My eyes.
As an old duck hunter I've seen Minnesota's wetlands slowly disappear or degrade. I've seen duck counts plummet…and the number of duck hunters followed suit.
I've also been watching to see if North Dakota duck hunters had learned anything by watching Minnesota duck demise?
Apparently not.
Last winter I attended a fund-raiser in South Dakota to honor the late Tony Dean of radio and television fame. The plan is to purchase a waterfowl complex in Tony's name somewhere in South Dakota
Why not North Dakota? Tony was just as famous in North Dakota; he loved North Dakota. Why? Because North Dakota's laws make it almost impossible for a nonprofit organization to buy wetlands without strings attached or high hurdles to leap. And a North Dakota governor whose record for wetlands preservation ought to be embarrassing if you're a North Dakota duck hunter.
A couple of weeks ago, there was a headline in the Minneapolis newspaper: Nonprofit Must Sell N.D. Duck-nesting Land.
A nonprofit foundation, owned by a Minnesotan Jim Cook (for full disclosure, Jim Cook is a friend of mine) was ordered by the North Dakota Supreme Court to sell his duck land because the governor would not approve his purchase of farm land from a willing seller. Jim didn't buy the land to hunt on it; he only buys land to develop it for ducks.
Today in North Dakota, state laws remain stacked against anybody---U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, Ducks Unlimited, Pheasants Forever, non-profit foundations --who only want to preserve North Dakota's great waterfowl history.
Ducks are heading for trouble in North Dakota.
And the fools are only watching.